Peeing issues

Hello there Bloggies!

It's been a few days since my last post, I've been tired and lazy, kid free since thursday, yay no work! Not for long though. Nothing newsworthy has taken place in the last few days besides yesterday...while driving my friends mom to the airport.

In the car we were just chin-wagging and laughing our butts off. Right before getting onto the Whitestone bridge, traffic hit badly! We were stuck in traffic for what seemed like forever and a day, to be more precise 1 hour! Jess had been drinking her cup of coffee and was outstandingly quiet lol, she's usually always chit-chatting. She had been trying to concentrate on my talk and her mothers...failing to it, she suddenly said: OMG I need to pee! I need to pee badly!

Unfortunetly we were still in traffic, bumper to bumper, no rest rooms around baby! So, what was she to do? She had her whole cup of Joe and a bottle of water, maybe even more...her bladder was about to explode, detonate, blow up, burst...whatever you want to call it. She couldn't hold it in any longer. She suddenly thought of the magnificent idea of: PEEING IN A WATER BOTTLE! How oh how, can a girl pee in a bottle??? We obviously don't have a point and shoot thingy! I must say the girl has skills. I don't think I would be capable of pulling something like that...ever! Props to you my dearest friend. You rock!

She even managed to do this while her mother and I were in the front seat laughing our butts off and while we had cars less than 2 feet away from us, she was even making little jokes: this bottle is attacking my vagina! She was able to concentrate. Jess, you are indeed my hero. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

Now you see my dear friends, us woman are capable of doing anything men might do. We are awsome! But, I will make sure I find and buy that pink peeing funnel thingy to make life easier on the road for when mother nature decides to make her way thru ;) Her pee bottle now sits at the entrance of the Whitestone bridge in New York.

Cheers!
-M

Getting married?

Hello there bloggies!

Hope you're doing good today. I woke up today on the wrong side of the bed, but as the day went by I guess it got better.

Today while at work I was watching, Bethenny getting married? The 2 year old I take care of was taking a nap when she finally woke up and walked into the living room. She sat down next to me and started watching the show with me. As Bethenny is making her way down the aisle, Amelie says; I wanna get married! I looked at her and just laughed, her tiny serious face was just priceless. Then she mentioned "Prince Charming".

When you're a little girl all you see is a beautiful dress, veil, tiara and flowers. As you grow older you imagine all that and the perfect man..."Prince Charming". So I thought to myself; Does he really exist? Is there really out there a man that I could call "Prince Charming"? Maybe...maybe not. Maybe someday I will be able to answer this question.

On another subject, today I fell in love with "British GQ" it is full of yummy and delicious men. Best eye candy ever. If "Prince Charming" looks anything like the model up top...welcome to my life.


Well, my day wasn't full of anything exciting so that's why this post today is boring. I'm sure there will be some fun interesting things to come.

Cheers!
-M

My first blog.

Hello there readers!

As this is my first time writing I am going to introduce myself. I'm pretty sure it's not going to be a famous blog or anything like it and I'm sure that whoever reads it will actually already know me but for those who don't...here I go.

I am a 25 year old female. Puertorrican, born and raised in the island, so don't get it twisted and confuse me with a "puertorrican" that was born and raised in the US...no offense, but WE ARE different. I am a student and a nanny. I love my job but I do not intend to do it for the rest of my life. Children are great and I love them but I can't be a nanny forever. Many may think; of course it's not a real job. Well, to me it is...you are responsible for that childs life and anything that might happen to him/her. I've been living in the States for the past five years now, it's great and I love it but, I do miss my little island. Someday I will be back. I have two brothers, I am the middle child and only girl (duh!) I love my family and all, but sometimes they do get on my nerves terribly. I do tend to argue a lot with my parents, but that's ok we always end up talking within a day. I'm sure you'll read many blogs about my parents and I and our wars. I love to surround myself with amazing people, and I must admit my friends are all pretty darn amazing. I must add too that when we're all together, there's never a dull moment. Also, there's a lot of drama, which you will read about as well...but hey, that's what keeps life interesting, no? People love gossip even though many might say they don't. Get real mofo!

I'm the type of gal that will say things to you the way they are, I won't keep my mouth shut and if I believe in something I will fall on my ass and stick to my point. Unless your point of view convinces me. I will say or ask things to my parents that most people wouldn't dare to...you will also hear about that. I'm pretty laidback and try to enjoy life to the fullest. Just stay tuned and you'll probably read something that you'll like. Feel free to comment or whatever. I will try my best to post daily even if it's only a line or two or to tell you that I am peeing! Anyway readers, peace out!

Cheers!
-M